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Apr 6
Anyone up for some Hitler toast?

Anyone up for some Hitler toast?

Dark magic isn’t supposed to be used for stupid things.

- Raven, Teen Titans GO!

Do you think I could pull off skinny jeans? I mean, I know I could get ‘em on, but do you think I could pull ‘em off?

- Cyborg, Teen Titans GO!

Okay, YouTube, I’m officially pissed the @#$% off.

I come back from a long time away, and it seems I barely know you anymore. Half the links on any given page don’t work - my recent likes don’t show up on my channel, I can’t add to playlists, I can’t edit playlists. All this - and isn’t this at least half of what you were created to do? - despite the fact that I have a stupid Google+ account.

Oh, and there’s a warning flag on the top of my page that REFUSES TO GO AWAY, even though I have verified in every way possible that the flagged “suspicious activity” was indeed me on a new computer.

Fix it, or we might have to break up for good this time.

Brian, will you drive me to Baby Gap? I wanna dress like a small douche.

- Stewie Griffin, Family Guy 

Mar 4
Mar 3
yourlovelifeworld:

Konstantin Razumov.

yourlovelifeworld:

Konstantin Razumov.

hungariansoul:

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hungariansoul:

(Source: minxie413)

lavenderfoxes:

Patrick J. Endres

lavenderfoxes:

Patrick J. Endres

whatleighdid:

Why didn’t I buy two bottles?


- six word short story

lavenderfoxes:

Patrick J. Endres

lavenderfoxes:

Patrick J. Endres

realgrumpycat:

Have an opinion…? #GrumpyCat www.grumpycats.com

realgrumpycat:

Have an opinion…? #GrumpyCat www.grumpycats.com

serifsitalics:

I think I remember hearing ages ago that a medieval treatment for schizophrenia was to forcibly pump out the human blood out while transfusing in dog’s blood.

Now I’m no expert, but to me that sounds EXACTLY like the kind of bizarre batshitery that a delusional paranoid schizophrenic would be worried someone was going to do to them.

Person 1: “Greetings, fine sir! How fareth thee?”

Person 2: “DON’T YOU DARE TRY TO SWITCH MY BLOOD WITH DOG’S BLOOD, YOU FUCK!!!!! YOU BASTARD, I KNOW WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING!!!!”